Herbalists Rush for Used Condoms in Abuja and other top cities

***ADVICE TO WE MEN***

Herbalists Rush for Used Condoms in Abuja and other top cities. New Business for Prostitutes; Used Condoms in the past is something that none pays attention to, but shockingly it has now become one thing no one wants to drop carelessly especially patrons of “runs” babes in the Federal Capital Territory(or anywhere in the country) because of the huge financial prices. Information has it that herbalists (NATIVE DOCTOR) now buy it from most call girls and runs babes in the Federal Capital Territory and other State across. Already most patrons now pick their used condoms from prostitutes, and dispose it themselves so as not to get their sperm that is stocked in the condom in the hands of herbalists/Native Doctor. According to those who should know, many young girls who are now involved in the prostitution business are now willing to go out with men at any cost unlike in the past. They don’t haggle prices with customers because they make fast cash from the sale of the sperm of all customers that they sleep with. According to some of the young prostitutes, some herbalists do come along from 4:30am each morning to collect and pay cash for used condoms. Last month and early this month, men of the Abuja Task Force arrested over 1400 prostitutes out of which over 80 percent were caught with used condoms filled with sperm which shocked the Task Force personnel thereby giving credence to the booming trade involvement of the most call girls in the sordid act of selling sperm for money. Already the business is now a booming one as the girls are in haste to sleep with anyone so far they can be handy with the condoms from such entanglement, thereby earning some thousands of naira in cash as proceeds from their sperm sales.
Many lives have been ruined as a result of this wicked act by some young girls. While none of the young girls arrested and spoken to can give any accurate or clear cut reasons why and what the buyers are using the sperm for, some herbal practitioners confirm it is a ready-made tool for some herbal charm. The General Public have been advised to Inform and ‘Share’ this message thank you.
Be WARNED dear friends!!!
Culled from facebook

I Was Never Delivered From Witchcraft–Jim Iyke Cries Out

Nollywood ‘bad boy’ actor, Jim iyke has cried out to debunk news report going viral on the internet
that he was delivered from witchcraft at the Synagogue Church of All Nations (SCOAN headed by Prophet TB Joshua. The actor was said to have undergone a deliverance session on Sunday at the church and was reportedly freed from some evil spirits which have allegedly prevented him from finding a wife despite being qualified to have one. If you miss the story read it here Some had also reported that he was delivered from witchcraft, but the talented make-believe star has rebuffed such reports by laughing it out.
He reacted to such reports via his twitter handle when he wrote, “lol witchcraft?! It’s imperative I underscore that people are oblivious to what transpired [during my deliverance]. Ignorance is no excuse. Tailor your opinion to who you know.”
Meanwhile, reactions have continued to trail the incident. Most people have questioned the authenticity of the video which showed the deliverance of Jim Iyke. Others termed it as another form of ‘acting’ by the actor allegedly planned with the church for publicity purpose.

Hard thinker

Bishop Oyedepo watches beating of OGTV member of staff by church members

For the second time, some members of the Living Faith Church Worldwide, better known as Winners Chapel have attacked another set of officials of Ogun State Government. According to the statement released by the Ogun State Commissioner for Information and Strategy,Alhaji Yusuph Olaniyonu,“Apart from the TV crew, two officials of the Ministry were also injured by the irate church members who prevented the team from entering the premises. The assault was witnessed by the Head Pastor of the Church, Bishop David Oyedepo who equally was visibly angry by the decision of the officials to attempt to carry out their statutory duties in his church premises” Read the full story here The incidence to me, is kinda troubling considering it involves a respected ‘man of God’. I guess we should wait to hear his side of story,right?

Hard thinker

Re:MY AFFAIR WITH PASTOR BIODUN FATOYINBO OF COZA.

First,allow me to state clearly that I’m not a member of Common wealth of zion assembly (COZA),never attended a service there,and finally I’m not in any way related to Pastor Abiodun.
After getting that out of the way,for those that don’t know what this post is about. Please kindly check this link out click Try to be open minded.
I don’t know if this accusation made by the lady is true or false…but I’m basing my opinion here, on what she wrote.
From her blog post,it is very glaring that she claims to be abused. But this to me is a lie. You can only be said to be, abused, if and only if, you were taken advantage of. Like being coerced to do something. She is as guilty as the pastor.
What I find a little troubling is that, on twitter most people seem to support her. She is an adult for crying out loud. According to her,the pastor said she should kiss him and she did. I’m I the only one that find this funny kind of? And yet she claimed to have been abused.
And she still went ahead to have sex with the pastor. This shows the type of lady she is. She didn’t cry for help or try to stop him. And at the end of the day,you are asking for an apology. Apology for what? For having sex with you, or ‘abusing’ you? You both did it together. I don’t see any reason Ese should now be playing the act of a weaker vessel. Unless some kind of jazz or charm was used on her,as she so silently imply, in my opinion from what I read,she doesn’t have an excuse.
This doesn’t mean the pastor isn’t guilty. He doesn’t live by what he preaches. And being a pastor doesn’t exempt him from guilt.
It is high time, the millions of church go-ers,especially the new generation churches started doing their own thinking them self. All this seeing of pastors as demigods should stop. There are thousands of motherless babies homes you can help with all the money and gifts, you give this pastors. Thereby savings thousands of children from malnutrition,even death. Instead of one ‘pastor’ buying designer suits and the latest model of cars.
The lady of wasn’t taken advantage of,and she deserves no apology. The congregation however deserves an apology. The decision to be taken should be left to the church members. Whether to excommunicate or suspend the pastor. They can also simply stop going to the church,simple!. If possible,the pastor should be sanctioned by PFN. And this underscores the importance of an elder council,or whatever name it is called in a church to check the excesses of pastors. The idea of a one-man-church as it is the case in most new generation churches is very dangerous. May God help us all.

Application Form, for my daughter’s hand in marriage.

Wonders shall never end. This form was given to a guy by his father-in-law to fill, before he can be allowed to marry his daughter…just kidding,but it is funny though.

APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY DAUGHTER.
FILL THE FORM IN OWN HAND WRITTING AND IN
BLOCK LETTERS.

I, _______________, hereby apply to marry your
daughter Sir. I am _____ years old.
Please answer the following questions honestly.
1. Do you go to church? Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No.
3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No.
4. Are you working? Yes/No.
5. Do you have a car? Yes/No.
If your answer to any of the above questions was
NO, do not continue. Leave my house,don’t say a word and don’t
look back.
If all your answers were YES, then continue.
1. In 50 words or more, describe the disadvantages
of cheating in marriage. ____________________
____________________
2. With the aid of a diagram, explain how you can
give respect to your father in-law or mother-in-law.
3. Suppose your wife says, “honey, I need money
for my hair-style at the saloon”, what would you
answer? ____________________ ____________________
4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce.
____________________ ____________________
5. What does the term ‘good husband’ mean to
you? ____________________ ____________________
6. Do you have both dad and mum? Yes/No. If No,
explain why? 7. Were your parents legally married?
Yes/No. If YES, for how long? If the time of their
marriage is less than your age, explain why you
were born out of wedlock. 8. Explain the meaning
of ”COME HOME EARLY” as used by women. (100
words)
9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a man to
sleep outside his house.
10. In case of divorce, who do you think is the
owner of the kids between father and mother?
Answer the following by Yes or No.
1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No.
2. Do you smoke? Yes/No.
3. Are you short-tempered?Yes/No.
LAST PART, BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT.
1. When can you be free for interviews?
____________________
2. When can be the best time to interview your
dad? ____________________
3. When can I interview your mum? _______________
_____
4. When can I interview your church pastor.
5. Please stick your passport size photo below,
which will be put in newspaper to check if you have
other girlfriends.
Sign here: ___________
Sign again: __________
Thank you for showing interest in my daughter.
Your application will be processed in 4years time.
You will be acknowledged only if you emerge
successful.
As you are waiting, please don’t call me,visit me,
or contact my daughter, you will be disqualified if you do.
Leave your details in case I need to ask you more
questions.
Postal Address: ______________________
______________________
______________________
Email: ______________________
Phone: ______________________
Facebook: ____________________

Simple phone etiquette

Broadcast massages or Bcs are now becoming a daily thing. You will be lucky if a day goes by without receiving one. The most baffling thing is the content of the Bcs. I culled this from a friend’s FB post. “That your neighbor, whose children go to school with torn school uniforms that cost only 5k, have you changed it for them?
That your friend who just flashed you because he didn’t have N20 airtime, have you sent N200 airtime to him?
That your office colleague who didn’t go for lunch today because he’s broke, did you share yours with him?
Those numerous shirts in your wardrobe you’ve not touched for the past one year, have you given all of them out to people who’ll wear them everyday, because it’d be the only one they’ve got?
That girl that sells recharge card to you everyday, do you even know her name?
Do you know your gate man may not have taken his bath with soap this morning because he couldn’t afford to buy N30 lux?
Do you know that your cleaner’s child’s balanced diet is flat pap, morning, afternoon, night.
Have you bought her a tin of baby milk ?

Please stop sending silly bbms, whatsapp messages and facebook messages telling me about how Jesus loves me and threatening me with fire and brimstone if I don’t rebroadcast. I already know that Jesus loves me, I don’t need a reminder.

Try and SHOW folks around you Jesus’ love on a daily basis and you’ll have fulfilled a portion of the bible that says “Love your neighbor as your self and that if you do this for that brother or sister you can see you’ve done it for me”.
You think mere punching a button in your expensive phone inside your air-conditioned office or going to buy expensive gifts for your pastor who already have more than enough,means God’s love?

A lot of people are in dire need of Help, show them love and care.”

He hit the nail on the head. Aside from the above facts,Bcs can be very annoying. Can you imagine being woken up from a nice sleep or distracted while busy with an important assignment by a Bc telling you how much jesus loves you,or telling you to reply to a set of stupid questions. Now you get my picture. Please let’s learn to respect people’s peace by practicing simple phone etiquette of not sending this Bcs anymore.

Meet the new meat: A TEDx talk to pair with the first lab-grown hamburger

TED Blog

Yesterday, the first lab-grown hamburger was cooked. And eaten! And according to The Week, it didn’t taste too bad. This lab-grown patty took two years and $325,000 to produce. And as sources revealed, the money came from Google co-founder and TED speaker Sergey Brin. (Watch his talk on Google Glass, or his talk with Larry Page on the genesis of Google.)

But the TED connection doesn’t end there. The burger is a product of Cultured Beef, a project born at Maastricht University in The Netherlands and headed by Mark Post, a specialist in tissue engineering.  At TEDxHaarlem, Post gave a talk called Meet the new meat, during which he introduced Cultured Beef to the world and explained the process behind its growth. He also discussed the future he envisions for in-vitro meat.

Here’s an excerpt from his talk, featured above:

“This hamburger contains 60 billion cells. Now, that’s a lot…

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