Application Form, for my daughter’s hand in marriage.

Wonders shall never end. This form was given to a guy by his father-in-law to fill, before he can be allowed to marry his daughter…just kidding,but it is funny though.

APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY DAUGHTER.
FILL THE FORM IN OWN HAND WRITTING AND IN
BLOCK LETTERS.

I, _______________, hereby apply to marry your
daughter Sir. I am _____ years old.
Please answer the following questions honestly.
1. Do you go to church? Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No.
3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No.
4. Are you working? Yes/No.
5. Do you have a car? Yes/No.
If your answer to any of the above questions was
NO, do not continue. Leave my house,don’t say a word and don’t
look back.
If all your answers were YES, then continue.
1. In 50 words or more, describe the disadvantages
of cheating in marriage. ____________________
____________________
2. With the aid of a diagram, explain how you can
give respect to your father in-law or mother-in-law.
3. Suppose your wife says, “honey, I need money
for my hair-style at the saloon”, what would you
answer? ____________________ ____________________
4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce.
____________________ ____________________
5. What does the term ‘good husband’ mean to
you? ____________________ ____________________
6. Do you have both dad and mum? Yes/No. If No,
explain why? 7. Were your parents legally married?
Yes/No. If YES, for how long? If the time of their
marriage is less than your age, explain why you
were born out of wedlock. 8. Explain the meaning
of ”COME HOME EARLY” as used by women. (100
words)
9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a man to
sleep outside his house.
10. In case of divorce, who do you think is the
owner of the kids between father and mother?
Answer the following by Yes or No.
1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No.
2. Do you smoke? Yes/No.
3. Are you short-tempered?Yes/No.
LAST PART, BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT.
1. When can you be free for interviews?
____________________
2. When can be the best time to interview your
dad? ____________________
3. When can I interview your mum? _______________
_____
4. When can I interview your church pastor.
5. Please stick your passport size photo below,
which will be put in newspaper to check if you have
other girlfriends.
Sign here: ___________
Sign again: __________
Thank you for showing interest in my daughter.
Your application will be processed in 4years time.
You will be acknowledged only if you emerge
successful.
As you are waiting, please don’t call me,visit me,
or contact my daughter, you will be disqualified if you do.
Leave your details in case I need to ask you more
questions.
Postal Address: ______________________
______________________
______________________
Email: ______________________
Phone: ______________________
Facebook: ____________________

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